
OK, friends, let's put on our imagination caps and pretend we're on this fair sailboat. Not the one on the left, sillies, that's too far into the horizon for us to wrap our minds around. We need to zoom in on that space underneath the main sail, by the stern. Yep, that's where we'd huddle on the deck and have a nice cold Landshark or perhaps white wine (straight from the bottle, that's how I roll). We'd be wearing a sailing outfit like
this or perhaps something from
this collection. We'd start a sing-along, maybe that song by Christopher Cross. Actually, wouldn't you prefer a sea chanty like "Sloop John B"? Or, better yet, let's sing a song from
"Popeye."Here, you sing Olive Oyl's part, and I'll sing Popeye's part:
[Popeye]
Oh I've been sailin' 'bout the seven seas
Lookin' for somebodys who would sails wit' me
Sail wit' me
Sail wit' me
[Olive]
And I've been waiting for someone like you
A man who could love me and would promise to
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me