How to host a successful adult pumpkin-carving party, complete with blurry photographic evidence, in six easy steps.
1. Turn the lights down so low it's nearly impossible to take a non-blurry photo. This is key. You wouldn't want ANY photos to turn out decent.

2. Drink a few beers. (Except if you're me, in which case you drink water and eye the beer longingly.)

3. Get out the carving materials, the sharper and stranger the better. Try not to hurt yourself ... or others.

4. Separate the guts so you can roast those seeds.

5. To make the activity more
dangerous fun, make the carving a time contest.

6. Celebrate by turning out even more lights and capturing the finished product in all its blurry glory.